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WOMEN DON'T APPLE DAMAGE

by VALDERRAMA 5

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Everybody has got a tendency to spend their time blue Why don’t you try to have fun with your friends, just like I do We have a problem just if we decide so, that’s what I say There are so may great things in this world like Valderrama’s hair Learn how to smile, don’t waste your time Learn how to smile, just play samba Remind to smile, just try it's fun Learn how to smile, don’t waste your time ( If you can’t become a porno actor, don’t kill yourself )
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I’m so tired to get up for a tanga that is gone I’m fed up with all you baby I don’t want to see you more Now I’ve got to get away from my city and my pain Now I want to go to Brazil to see what an ass is made Baby I don’t love you more than an ass on a paper Babe u didn’t understand me so now I have no regrets Got to get away from my city and my pain Now I want to go to Brazil to see what an ass is made I won't do it! Idontwannadoit!!
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oh...baby....Im gonna be your tanga...yours...the tanga revenge is coming...revenge is comin'babe...yeah...yeah baby...baby, Im gonna love you...
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PATANONE 01:48
I love you babe I need your tanga, Ive got to see you around ( Patatona aaahh) If I don't see you I have no glasses, Ive got to see you around (Patatona ahhhh ) My pretty baby you've got to give me, Ive got to see you around To give your soul, then I'll give my Paul, Ive got to see you around ( Patatona ahhh) Yeah the sun is rising baby, And my Paul is rising baby, Ive gotta see you round...
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CONNIE INTRO 02:00
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MARIOCANA' 02:59
He’s not Totò Riina His wife is named Pina And when I’m in trouble è nu figlie è bucchina E pur u cane Arro Is fast just like an arrow And when he's goin'hunting, he's shooting to the quaglie He's got a maiale, da combattimento In you try to thieve, t'ra' lu turmient And when the pig is fat, salsicce da mangiare Il tonno, il tonno , maiale del mare If you want some vino He's got the bianchino Ti tu vuo' magna' t'ric FAVURITE E’ Mario o portiere cchiù mostr e tutt quante E camp pur arò s ferma o’ purmann
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CONNIE 03:17
Everybody ‘d like to be like Connie You could never be so unshaved Everybody is ok So feel like Connie today Looking at you I can see you’d like to be a clown Oh yes, how you’d like ! Looking at you I can see you’d like to be a child Oh yes , how you’d like !
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BANANA POWER 02:04
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BETCH BOYS 00:06
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I play guitar, I play the drums, I play the songs that make me charmant Color my hair, I lose my weight, tree months in London now I look in the right way Come back home, stay on my own, never call you this is the playboy mode Then out with you, I think I should kiss you on the lips and then live life with you I play love songs in the bathroom, I always think about my girl And I know and I know this is not rock n’ roll And I know and I know this is not rock n’ roll
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Babe you've just landed In the land of the revenge Where the tanga is running free And of course they run to me, baby You have to take off All your clothes like I'm Ron Moss And just leave your Tanga on Get ready to make love!! Can you imagine this my friend Now I'm into tanga's land Now I've got my legal Drug Psychedelic asses oh, baby You have to take off, all your clothes like I'm Ron Moss And just leave your tanga on Get ready to make love
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You are cool with Higuita's haircut I would like to be your boyfriend baby I would like to be your friend just to know who is your coiffeur I'd like to put my hand in your hairs And to stay captured forever I would like to be your classmate to hear the smell of your hair And when you leave me on the shore, I know You run away cos’ I can’t look at your straight hair And when you leave me on the shore, I know You run away cos’ I can’t look at your straight hair I loved you since I met you my girl...
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GENNARO 03:58
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Ciao come stai, io sto bene e tu lo sai son convinto piu' che mai non e' possibile vivere la vita senza te Stai con lui e pensi a me uno qui di troppo c'e' e di certo che e' qui di fronte a te Prendi quello che tu vuoi Quello che non piace ai tuoi E non aver paura QUI CI SONO IO! Tu mi fai volare come in cielo Chiudi gli occhi e dammi i tuoi pensieri Ti voglio bene TI AMOOOO Sono un bulletto di periferia, e lei sara' mia....
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Recorded in August 2002 by Carlos Valderrama on a Pentium I computer.I

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released December 26, 2002

ARTWORK BY PASTER & SIMONA OCCHIUZZI

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